• Songs Gone Wrong 17.06.2009

    (To the tune of “Take It Easy” by the Eagles)

    Well I’m a headin’ out to lunch,
    Stomach’s rumblin’ a bunch,
    I got seven tacos on my mind,
    Four with guacamole,
    Two refried frijoles,
    One with jalapeño rinds.

    Make it cheesy, make it cheesy,
    Because you know I like my Tex-Mex
    Kinda greasy.
    Load it up with real hot sauce
    And then you’ll show that plate who’s boss,
    A few more years of life are lost,
    But make it cheesy.

    Well I’m dodgin all my exes
    In downtown Houston, Texas,
    Starvin’ until I see
    A burrito stand in a big box van,
    Rollin’ down the street an’ right towards me.

    A chalupa, with a scoop ‘a
    Sour cream and refried beans
    Oughta do ya.
    We may regret what we ate,
    ‘Cause it’s a heart attack on a plate,
    But open up and masticate
    And make it cheesy.

    Well I’m a headin’ out to lunch,
    Stomach’s rumblin’ a bunch,
    I got beef tamales on my mind,
    Lotsa chips ‘n queso
    And peppers if I say so,
    In Jersey that’s hard to find.

    Make it cheesy, make it cheesy,
    Because you know I like my Tex-Mex
    Kinda greasy.
    A chalupa, with a scoop ‘a
    Sour cream and refried beans
    Oughta do ya.

    Ooooh, ooooh, ooooh,
    Oh we got it cheesy,
    We oughta make it cheesy…

    © 2009 by Stacy Clifford

    Posted by admin @ 12:29 am

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