Song Gone Wrong

(To the tune of “Yesterday” by the Beatles)

Runny nose, all day long congestion comes and goes
Out of Kleenex now this really blows
I really hate my runny nose.

Sudafed, take two right now and go to bed
Feels like cotton stuffing in my head
Oh, I’m in love with Sudafed.

Why there’s so much snot I don’t know, it’s like a hose
I sniffed goldenrod, now I’ve got a runny nose.

Runny nose, feeling crappy right down to my toes
Took some Nyquil now I’m gonna doze
I really hate my runny nose.

Mm mm mm ah ah ah-choo!

© 2009 by Stacy Clifford