In honor of the King of Pop and the Dodge Daytona I had back in college:
(To the tune of “Billie Jean” by Michael Jackson)
I parked my car up under a tree,
‘Round about at three
Some guy walked up and said he can see
I’ve got nice wheels
That I parked – On the curb – Down the block
He said I’ve got nice wheels
That I parked – On the curb – Down the block
A flock of robins from Tennessee
Flew in real early
They landed right in that oak that stood
Over my wheels
That I parked – On the curb – Down the block
People always told me
Be careful where you park
Don’t park up under the leaves at night
And Mama always told me
To keep it off the street
And be careful of the birds
That are waiting in the dark
Hey, hey, hey
Stupid birds crapped on my car
A couple thousand of them bombed out my wheels
Now my paint is gonna peel
Those birds bombed out my wheels
Now my paint is gonna peel
Up the next morning I saw the spots
The sun was getting hot
Dryin’ out fast like a plaster cast
I was aghast
‘Cause I parked – On the curb – Down the block
Now if only I’d thought
And remembered to park in the lot
A robin still sittin’ up in that tree
Looked right down at me
Then dropped another right on my hood
I’d scream if I could
Where I parked – On the curb – Down the block
People always told me
Be careful where you park
Don’t park up under the leaves at night
It’s just like a Hitchcock movie
And the robins dropped the boom
I’m cryin’ in my room
My sweet paint job is doomed
Hey, hey, hey
Stupid birds crapped on my car
A couple thousand of them bombed out my wheels
Now my paint is gonna peel
Stupid birds crapped on my car
A couple thousand of them bombed out my wheels
Now my paint is gonna peel
Those birds bombed out my wheels
Now my paint is gonna peel
Those birds bombed out my wheels
Now my paint is gonna peel
Stupid birds crapped on my car
A couple thousand of them bombed out my wheels
Now my paint is gonna peel
Those birds bombed out my wheels
Now my paint is gonna peel
Those birds bombed out my wheels
I just know it’s gonna peel
Those birds bombed out my wheels
Stupid birds crapped on my car
Stupid birds crapped on my car
Stupid birds crapped on my car
Stupid birds crapped on my car
Stupid birds crapped on my car
Stupid birds crapped on my car
© 2009 by Stacy Clifford
