Song Gone Wrong » Christmas Carnage http://www.argoverse.com/songgonewrong For when the original just isn't funny enough Sun, 05 Jul 2009 20:29:42 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Santa Claus is Going to Mars http://www.argoverse.com/songgonewrong/2009/06/17/santa-claus-is-going-to-mars/ http://www.argoverse.com/songgonewrong/2009/06/17/santa-claus-is-going-to-mars/#comments Wed, 17 Jun 2009 06:23:32 +0000 admin http://argoverse.com/songgonewrong/?p=9 He’s gonna blast off
He’s gonna fly high
He’s headin’ far out
I’m tellin’ you why
Santa Claus is going to Mars!

He’s loading his ship
He’s counting down twice
Santa knows astronauts really are nice

Santa Claus is going to Mars!
He sees you when you’re weightless
He knows when you’re in space
He knows if you’ve left Earth orbit
He can reach you any place!

Oh!  He’s gonna blast off
He’s gonna fly high
He’s headin’ far out
I’m tellin’ you why
Santa Claus is going to Mars!

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